meanplastic:

'hey did you do your homework?'

https://31.media.tumblr.com/0df5eeb02f4e73b562976df58f9fb90b/tumblr_n0m0brrdPH1tro8coo1_250.gif



beerito:

follow for more complaining


jakemalik:

shopping with the girls <3 xoxo

jakemalik:

shopping with the girls <3 xoxo


decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.


Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

fluffyplant:

she looks so happy aw

fluffyplant:

she looks so happy aw


reblog if your icon is literally you


officialnorthamerica:

accurate representation of my high school career

officialnorthamerica:

accurate representation of my high school career



stop:

what type of sick joke is this?

stop:

what type of sick joke is this?


janecrocker:

janecrocker:

i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”

image


harclon:

shorts are just cropbottoms


starmies:

This is modern art

starmies:

This is modern art